26 January 2004 
Just Freeze and Hush!
You are Roscoe P. Coltrane. You do have morals,
they’re just easily forgotten. If your boss
tells you to do something, you jump to it. You
are kind to animals, especially basset hounds.
I must confess that I doctored the results of this quiz to be Roscoe P. Coltrane. James Best played what was undoubtedly one of the funniest characters in television history. What was that noise he used to make? Something like, “Gyugyu jjijii,” I believe.
Apparently, Roscoe married Daisy Duke.
I turned out as Bo Duke. I’m happy with that - I like his character on Smallville too.