- TruePravda - https://www.jaredbridges.net -

Fletch Dies

Fletch

I couldn’t have been more surprised if I had woke up this morning with my head sewn to the carpet. Well, not really. It seems that Chevy Chase, star of the Fletch [1] film series and the National Lampoons’ Vacation movies has tried to put the death knell in his ever-fading career by going on a rant that has even dyed-in-the-wool lefties embarrassed. Hosting a People for the American Way event, Chase had a few things to say [2]:

Chase took the stage a final time and unleashed a rant against President Bush that stunned the crowd. He deployed the four-letter word that got Vice President Cheney in hot water, using it as a noun. Chase called the prez a “dumb [expletive].” He also used it as an adjective, assuring the audience, “I’m no [expletive] clown either. . . . This guy started a jihad.”

Chase also said: “This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck . . . and we still couldn’t beat him with a bore like Kerry.”

Yep, Chevy, you’re no clown. Just a sad semblance of the funny man you used to be. To repair your once hilarious reputation will take more than a Michael Moore-like tirade. I think we’ll need a set of pliers and some 30 weight ball bearings—because as you know, it’s all ball bearings these days…