For at least the fourth time in two years, the world’s oldest person has died [1]. Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, from the Netherlands, died today at the age of 115. Long time readers of this blog will remember that TruePravda keeps [2] a close watch [3] on this global conspiracy [4] of death [5].
I think I am beginning to understand the key to these hypergenarians’ downfall: they die soon after they share their secret to longevity. This was Ms. van Andel-Schipper’s secret:
She advised others who wanted a long life to “keep breathing” and eat pickled herring, a favorite Dutch snack.
Somebody better warn this lady [6] to keep quiet.