Revolving Headline

World’s Oldest Person, 114, Dies in Japan

A headline exactly like this shows up every couple of months. The oldest person in the world is naturally close to death, so I suppose that it’s excusable—it makes for a steady flow of news. Might I suggest the following headline, which would give the news agencies an even steadier flow of news:

World’s Youngest Person, 1 Minute Old, is Born in India.