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The Sexiest/Scariest Man Alive

20 November 2003 by Jared Bridges

People magazine, the tabloid that tries not to look like a tabloid, has chosen its Sexiest Man Alive 2003:

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man Alive

Scary
Michael Jackson, Scariest Man Alive

Apparently Depp didn’t make People’s Scariest Man Alive 2003, so he was awarded the consolation prize.

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