People magazine, the tabloid that tries not to look like a tabloid, has chosen its Sexiest Man Alive 2003:
![Johnny Depp](http://www.jaredbridges.net/images/depp.jpg)
Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man Alive
Michael Jackson, Scariest Man Alive
Apparently Depp didn’t make People’s Scariest Man Alive 2003, so he was awarded the consolation prize.