Naked and Not Ashamed

The quote of the week, from a story about “clothing optional” dining:

“Wearing clothes and going to church does not protect you from moral evil,” Stafford said, lamenting what she saw as a tendency to demonize people just because they like to be naked.

Well, it doesn’t protect you from moral evil, but it offers strong protection against having to eat with a fat, hairy, naked man sitting in the next booth. Unless this is the newest craze in curbing one’s appetite, I don’t think we have to worry about “clothing optional” dining catching on.