Super Tuesday Predictions

Since I missed my Super Bowl predictions, why not try something a little more safe, like Super Tuesday? I predict:

  • My trash will be picked up
  • D.C. traffic will be bad
  • I will have at least two meetings at work
  • Catholics everywhere will get fat

And you thought I was going to say that John McCain would win the bulk of Republican delegates and Hillary Clinton would upset Barack Obama in the Democratic race…