General Mischief

There’s an AP story out now about Sonya Thomas, a 100-pound woman who “ate 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes Wednesday at a New York restaurant, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship.” I’m a grilled cheese fan. There are few pleasures in life that are so simple, yet so tasty — especially when … Read more

As you can tell by my lack of recent activity around here, I’ve had a bit of writer’s block. I can’t seem to finish a

There’s trouble in Frankfort, KY, as a prominent porn star-turned PETA activist takes on the Kentucky government: Pamela Anderson is leading a charge to remove a bust of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders from the state Capitol. The actress called the Kentucky native’s likeness “a monument to cruelty” to chickens in a statement issued by … Read more

If paraskevidekatriaphobia is fear of Friday the 13th, then paraskevidekatriablogophobia must be fear of blogging on Friday the 13th. I’m not superstitious, so I’m unafraid. I’m just keeping my fingers crossed that I’ll come up with something else to write about today…

In the absence of football news to report this weekend, let’s turn our attention to the wonderful world of celebrity gossip. It seems that “shock rocker” Marylin Manson (whose real name is Brian Warner) has married his longtime girlfriend Dita Von Teese (whose real name is Heather Sweet). Here’s a photo of the happy newlyweds: … Read more

Is is just me, or does anyone else think it would be cool if just once the President upheld the turkey’s conviction instead of issuing a pardon? Yes, I’m ready for a break. And yes, I think it would be cool. Save the neck for me, Clark.

For at least the fourth time in two years, the world’s oldest person has died. Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, from the Netherlands, died today at the age of 115. Long time readers of this blog will remember that TruePravda keeps a close watch on this global conspiracy of death. I think I am beginning to understand … Read more

A new exhibit at the London Zoo offers a twist: humans. After all, we’re just animals like everyone esle: The “Human Zoo” is intended to show the basic nature of human beings as they frolick throughout the August bank holiday weekend. “We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a … Read more